picture picture

scene from P.S. I Love You


Guy scene 1

Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: (Walks out.)

Guy scene 2

Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No.
Girl: Are you working?
Guy: No.
Girl: (Walks out.)

Guy scene 3

Girl: Are you single?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No.
Girl: Are you working?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: (Kisses the guy then walks out... disgusted)

Magaya nga ang istilo niya sa paghahanap kay mr. right... hehe

Gawa tayo ng tula

Mechanics:

1. Mag-isip ng one-liner na banat. Kahit anung banat basta wholesome (errr..)
2. I-type ang banat na naisip kasunod ng mga naunang linya.
3. Lahat ay kasali. No restrictions. Basta may maisip, i-type lang.
4. Game...

gawa tayo ng tula…08032005

tula…

simulan mo na.

do not begin speaking until I tell you to do so

you may begin with your apology now.

I am sorry mr. smith, but you are hopeless.

But we can fix your brain and tongue if you want

the woman is fucking her things… hehehehe…

but if you want you can…

Please speak after the beep.

*beep*

ahmmmmm…

Stammering…

my name is… tuesday 2 pm…

TOEIC score report?

3200 pesos, ma’am.

Nationality?

watashi wa nihonjin desu.

si kuya jose kasi…

please pray the rosary.

saging with arena.

danger: water on road during rain

falling debreeze…

shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed and stomped. survivors will be prosecuted.

No pets allowed!

Babala: pagtawid nakamamatay

Slippery when wet.

rough when dry.

Children Crossing.

take care because I don’t

Just always pray at night.

igalang ang bandila.

No blowing of horns.

no tooting of horns

NO smoking.

stop!!! MEN at work

out of order, please use the other restrooms

DON’T Block the drive Way

No VAcancy!

Push the pusher, use the user

Dog eat dog.

cat eat cat.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

not bathing today keeps everyone away

How do you brush your teeth?

how do you mend a broken heart?

Oh no! He’s sick!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

How… how… de carabao…

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime……………….

skyflakes crackers.

Coffee na lang dear?

the house that fried chicken built.

Hot surface. Do not touch.

caution: hot filling inside

This way please.

reservations are made in the table.

YOu may use the other route.

GOD bless our trip

ALL going to alabang use the next exit

barya lang po sa umaga

apo ni plonyo

katas ng Saudi

puro kayo katas

ang sa akin ay cash

what matters most…

It’s raining cats and dog!

Love is painful the second time around. However,

He’s taming my wild heart… asus!

Lam ko kung sino cya…..


Hahahahaha…

I just changed my minds about forenjers

636-0099.

La lang…

Sarap talagang maglunch on time.

Counter strike anyone?

IELTS speaking

banana cue

SORRY all lines are busy right now

please try again later

rain rain go away

London bridge is.. bombed by terrorists

this planet observes no tagalog policy

powered by asus!

2005 calendar

anak ka ng tukneneng

warning HOT surfaces

try to avoid… open manhole

sais ang isang itlog

ang karma ni allen...

attention attention lady with a big boob

mommy has a little lamb

vote for peace

where is the love

kapee kayo dyan!

mild… original… strong… sugar-free?

isang tagay ng eskinol!

kwatog tatlo bente

masarap yan

leche flan, hindi naman eh

ahh gawa lang ng tao yann

Sara “Lee” na lang surname ko!

Im kornholio!!, I need “TP” for my bunghole!!!

are you threatening me???

nako hindot…

It’s like this noh?!

AYAN NA SI SIR... SCOOT!!!

baket ganun?

ako: hayyyy... nalulungkot ako dito... nauuyam na akong kumain nang mag-isa :(

BF: Ano? more than 1 yr ka na dyan, di ka pa sanay?


gusto kong sumigaw ng POTAH! IKAW KAYA DITO?

ganyan ba talaga kabato ang mga lalake?

you remain my power my pleasure my pain... beybehhhhhh

could someone please sing and dedicate this song to me?




handa akong magbigay ng kahit anu, gaano man kalaking halaga...

haha! nam-bribe pa eh...

henaku!!!

routinary ang dati kong trabaho, 8-5 ang pasok, 4 hours na klase sa umaga, 1 hour lunch break, at 4 hours na klase na naman sa hapon, monday to saturday. kumbaga nga eh, jingle lang ang pahinga. kaya heto, napagtripan ko siyang idaan sa mga linyang sunod sa japanese haiku. pero imbes na 5-7-5 ang moras, ginawa ko itong 7-5-7. pinamagatan ko itong hai'n'ku.

Hai’n’ku

Alas singko y medya

Gising, bumangon

Ako’y inaantok pa

Tubig na maligamgam

Ibubuhos ko

Giniginaw na ako

Sabay bihis at alis

Di na nakain

Tocinong mainit pa

Pagdating sa sakayan

Naku, siksikan

Aray! Walang sikuhan.

Alas-otso singko na

Huli na naman

Isang oras na kaltas

Magdamagang maghapon

Upo at tayo

Walang pahingang gawa

Aba nakakabanas

Na’san na kaya

Iyong isang pasaway

“Be there at nine,” sabi niya

‘Las diyes na kaya

Badtrip na ang lola mo

‘Class starts at eight thirty”

Hirap tandaan

O sadyang nalimutan?

may english counterpart 'to na gawa naman ng anak anakan kong si jeffrey llamas.

WORKPLACE HAIKU

8:17 a.m.

Running upstairs –

Deduction for latecomers.

Speaking in the morning,

Writing afternoon

Final coaching at function room.

Lunchbreak at 12

Eat the usual

25-peso rice and viand.

Check the tapes

Write down remarks –

Day after TSE.

Framing Questions

Quarter to 11,

20 minute break.

Doritos on desktop

L’arc on WMA

I’m typing paperworks.

Drink water

Swallow candy

My throat dries up.

IELTS this morning

Battered and tired

Sleep ‘til 1:30.

Annoying,

Simply annoying

Inquisitive, stupid students

Afternoon syndrome

Where’s the siesta

Instructor needs sleep.

hehe.. halatang mga busy nga kame nung mga panahong iyon anu?

nalate tuloy ako ng 5 minutes

ang tagal mo kase!
kausap kita, manong driver ng shuttle bus!


isang nakababagot na hapong wala akong magawa
naghanap ako ng mapagtataguang lungga
sa kahahanap, bigla akong nadapa
nasabi ko tuloy -- ayy, p*k* mo, ayy pusang gala!